hello!!!
okay class gathering last night. pictures later.
heh.
coz i'm in e office n most of the pictures are with nicole anyways.
heh heh heh.
new year resolutions!!!!

1) i promise i'll NEVER slack in the office again in 2008.
totally. except to blog, update on facebook and use msn. i'm never going to play games in the office again. REALLY.

2) i promise not to spend my salary before i get it in 2008. except for birthdays like my own or special occasions.
heh.

3) i promise to save 40% of all future earnings to spend in the further future. heh.

4) i promise to always be late because everyone i know is always late.

5) i promise to remember all my best friends birthday. REALLY. WITHOUT REMINDER.

6) i promise to not spend all my money at the clubs n on clothes. i will need to buy shoes and food and pay for transport and presents sometimes.

7) i promise to give all the new guys i mEet in 2008 a fresh chance, n not be prejudiced against them. i'll be nice instead very mean to them right from the beginning. as for those i already know, i'm sorry that my first impression of you is not good enough for me to forget everything after that. =p

8) i promise to haf dinner at home more than 4 nights a week. n lunch on 1. breakfast on 6.

9) i promise to watch all the movies i want to make up for those missed while i was studying until i arrive at my next stop.

10) i promise to be peaceful and not try to kill anyone or think about killing or mutilating anyone. peace. =)

*all of the above are subjected to changes especially when nearing the end of the month. =)

okay.
gtg stop slacking from tmr onwards.
heh.

hmmm..
the weekend started out pretty alright.
in fact it started out a little wierd i guess.
if i was in an extremely good mood i would probably said it was realli fun and totally hilarious.
but yup...
haha.
yup. oh okay.
it was quite fun actually.
started out after work on thursday...
my coach ask me to go to malacca with him!!!
on really short notice. if i did go with him i would haf left today morning.
but i didn't. hah.
so yup...den came friday.
my coach wanted me to buy malaysian ringgit for his trip and i had to fork out 100 bucks of my own first which he would return me later when he came to pick me n meng up after work.so i roped in my resourcefulness and started calling everyone i knew whom went to malaysia quite frequently but in the end i still ended up looking for a money changer...
hahaha...
and i decided tt i was gg to get the money after work. which was a good decision after all.
because my coach called me after lunch to tell me he didn't need the ringgit anymore!!!
which totally pissed MENG QI off...
hahaha...because we were hoping to go to arab street after work to do some shopping before asking coachie to come pick us up, but he totally PS-ed us last minute and meng qi said she's gg to lock her blog!!!
HAHAHAA!!!! inside joke. =)
and den we decided tt it was a bad day coz i sorta broke my heel and couldn't walk properly and we din haf transport home so we decided to skip the shoppong n kip back to mengqi's place immediately after work.
went to jp...she got some dvds n i got some sour plums which were realli nice!!!!
and i'm so gad because the last time i went to candy empire n spent nine bucks on cinnamon flavoured eclispe and licourice and mints they all tasted like SHIT. PHANG SAI!!!! a total waste of my money. yup. so i'm glad i bought sth good!! hahaha..n i was super tempted to buy a huge box of candy canes coz i think they're realli nice things to give away for christmas but christmas was over.
den i had a realli fillinf dinner!!! credit to meng's MAMA!!!! hahaha...it was realli good n i'm going to make staying at meng qi's place a habit from now!!!
hahaha....!!! i'm so glad i forgot to bring back my towel n toothbrush!!!! hahaha!!!
yup. den we watch the devil wears prada n don't all of you think that anne hatheway had boobs inplants!!!!??????
seriously, were they so huge in princess diaries????
n we couldn't stop criticizing everything!!! hahaha!!!! n we lamented the fact that both of us were men-less!!!! boo hoohooo....
but seriously...her boobs looked super duper UNNATRUAL....
tts the word i used after much deliberation. UNNATURAL.
haha...okay...i spelt the previous one wrongly...
but the clothes looked realli fab!!!! and i truly wish singapore has the four seasons and that i had endless legs!!!!
anyways there's this mirror at the office that makes me look alot un-fat than i realli am.
un-fat is the choice word because i look neither slim nor skinny. i just don't look fat.
i am going to take as many pictures as i can and put them on my resume!!!! hahaha!!!
i'm sure job hunting will be alot easier if u look better!!!!
hahaha!!!
and i played with the pst pst snake alot at meng qi's place n slept realli soundly.
hmmm..i guess that's quite a good start to the weekend yea???
den i woke up late n had to postpone my meeting with peiyi den i went to the cobbler to repair my shoes n i came home.
den while i was looking for ppl to narrate my wonderful weekend toi found out that everyone is pms-ing!!!!
it is so rah rah ish....
why is everyone pms-ing???
tsk tsk...because its the end of the month!!!!
damn. i hope my sis doesn't pms when she gets home from work later.
AND the class gathering is gg to be ultra bitchy n high tmr coz i'll be expecting losts of pms-y ppl...!!!
n, i'm gg to try n convince them to change the venue when we meet up tmr because seoul garden and pms just dont go well together. oh ya!!!
n my weekend went further downhill after i couldn't find anyone to talk too!!!!
my brother forgot his keys and i had to go down to wait for him while he came home from the northpole while my parents went to pick my sis up.
neh neh.
tmr, only girls are allowed to bitchy. if any single dick irritates me..they are so becoming girls.
RAH!

dory BLOOPED

today was yet another boring day at the office,
but its okay, due to the thursday syndrome time passed relatively quickly!!!
hahaha..n i played so much checkers and slacked so much..i didn't realli work!!!
hahaha...
missed out on alot of outdoor activity though but its okay.
i shall wait for my parents to take me to hawaii....not anytime soon.
but i'm definitely going somewhere.
anyways pei shan meiqi and nicole went to egypt!!!!
totally fascinating...i wanna go there for my honeymoon!!!!!
but i think florida sounds nice too!!!
heh..got the idea from the address of a client...i was labelling envelopes u see..hahah!!!
boston sounds a little boring...
alaska is nice too!!!
we should all go before petrol prices get so high that airport tax will be more expensive than the holiday....
i've alrady been to new zealand...but if i could..i'll wanna go there again..
its just so relaxing.
australia is boring...been there quite a few times. nice sand, nice weather, koalas, kangaroos and natives. pretty cool but ya. been there, did that.
vietnam sounds nice...cambodia...mongolia...
oh...n siberia...
these exoctic places!!!!
switzerland, africa...BRAZIL!!!
hot springs in japan will be nice too.
yup.
i am a relax girl. i am not a backpack girl, neither am i very much a shopping girl. a little maybe but not very much.
for now, i am an office girl. bleahx.
ooooooohhhh.....office gossip.
did you know, companies only send out their christmas cards after christmas????
AND only the big clients get their cards signatured by the boss...small birdies juz get the printed name.
tsk. tsk.
how sincere. but i guess thats the corporate world.
yucks.
i can't imagine tHAts how i'm gg to live the rest of my life after i graduate from uni...maybe i wont and thats going to be how i'll live out the rest of my life from now on...
damn....
if i only knew...
tsk...
ahwells...
that's all u get from the blog of an office girl but yipee. tmr's friday!!!
TGIF!!!!
woohoo!!!!
i am gg to spend the night at meng qi's place tmr, and i wish annie would hurry up finish her dinner so we could talk on the phone and hui hui will come back from malaysia right now. and xian yee should stop flying off.
this is so neh neh...my life is so boring.
another time den.

dory in singapore.
ROAR!

LALALALALALA
I AM SO BORED....

tsk tsk....work is so boring!!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmmm...
i'm now doing pointless filing and getting rid of all the outdated documents in the office
tsk tsk....
somebody save my soul!!!!!!!!!!!!
i wish, money fell from the skys either that or i live in the stone age.......

bloop bloop bloop.

hey everyone

merry christmas!!!

hmmmm.....
the dory fish has been a little moody these days i guess...but its okay.
the only explanation i haf for that is SHIT HAPPENS!!!
yup.
so i'm totally getting on.
haha.
realli.

anyways i talked to syamil today!!!!
he's totally been mia and he's so totally full of crap and he made me realized shit is all around...
so yup.
and he cheered me up quite alot!!!
such a totally nice guy so this entry is dedicated to him!!!!

he is the cutest, the best and the mooooossssssssttttt adorable boy in the world!!!!
and he is single and available!!!!
and he is going to repair tanks when he enlists!!!!!
and he's nick name is shy-male.!!!!
isn't he so totally attractive!!!!
come get a piece of him babes!!!!
and he used to play hockey in school!!!!
its a game where u use the stick to hit the ball!!!!
so come grab him girls!!!!

signing off,
dory~~

CAI HUA BAO LENG MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

today was the first time.
i wonder when it'll end???
how long before the side effects kick in?
this is so unfair.
the injustice of it all.

went shopping with mummy today. =)
i wish today never ends and tmr never comes.
today is a good day.

i wish i was poor and stupid.
i wish i was kind and generous.
i wish i was sensitive and courteous.
i wish i was full of righteousness and courage.
i wish i made better choices in the people i hung out with.
i wish i could be happy forever.
i wish i never had to grow up.
i wish i treasured what i had.
i wish i know the answer to everything.
i wish my family could be happy forever.
i wish my brother would become a doctor soon.
i wish bad things would stop happening.
i wish life could be back to normal.
i wish somebody understands.

hey everyone.

bet you're reali enjoying post exams no??
living the live?
slacking around?
going for prom???
going for post prom and getting wasted.
totally fun right???
humping around with strangers, turn your back on the ppl who need you.
real, damn friggin good fun right???
yeah.
life's fair isn't it.
getting rewarded for all the hard work u put in before the exams.
well, i think life is too damn fair to everyone else and too damn unfair to me.
thought you knew stress???
you know nothing.
life is totally unfair, all u haf to do is wait ur turn ppl.


ya, push for a class reunion, a gathering.
go ahead.
push it to me.
and complain.
the date is bad, ur boyfriend can't make it.
the food is bad.
the venue is bad.
everything is bad.
and why is that so?
because u frigging did not put your valueable input.
ya, you're going away to study in cambridge, the guys are going to enlist.
they can jolly well go as far away as possible because they can come back later.
if you couldn't figure that out before i'm telling you now stupid.

go and live the life.
get wasted till daybreak for post prom.
don't bother to tell me how fun it all was.
don't bother to tell me anything at all.
why?
because we're not related at all.
because i am diseased and sick and dirty and you want nothing to do with me at all.
you just want to get as far away from me as possible.

complain your life sucks.
its not that you don't have the time to waste, but you're juz too lazy to get your ass out of the house while i'll do anything to get out of the office.
ya, you're tired go and sleep. i'll just slog on.
ya, you're video is far to interesting to allow your friend a few lines. ya i understand i totally understand karma will get back to you.
you're so bored from staying at home u can't get onto the mrt, ride a stop and come and watch a movie with me.
you're life is too precious to be wasted on me.
ignore me avoid me. ya, you're getting smart, getting new friends while all i've got is my bad bad luck.
i'm too problematic to keep as a friend, i have too many problems and you have too much enjoy to bother 5 seconds about me.
go and look for new friends, forget about me.
i'm complaining??
why not?
everybody complains and its not like anyone is going to bother.
their lives are all too good to be wasted on me.
ME.



ya, ask me for favours, no problem.
you know i wouldn't say no to you.
anything at all.
my money, everything i have, no problem at all.
i hate your attitude you know.
go ahead, forget everything i ever did.
turn your back on me.
i won't forget anything you did.
look for the fun and interesting people of the moment.
turn your back on me.
pretend u understand my problems.
PRETEND to be my friend.
i hate you you know??
i really really hate you now you know.
ya, call me and giggle into the phone, you're having the time of your life and i couldn't be more worse off.
ya, ignore me, avoid me.
don't do anything for me because i'm dirt.
i hate you.
i hate you alot.