hey everybody!!!!

dory has so much to blog about!!!
i hope i can finish before my mama comes up to irritate the freakin hell out of me again!!!
lolz...!!!

haha...firstly...
i muz repeat this coz its so freakin funny...
seriously...

spoonfeeding teaches you nothing but the shape of the spoon

and what does breastfeeding do?
teaches you nothing but the shape of the breast!!!!
ahahahahahahh!!!!
its really so freakin funny!!!!
reply to sheila's tag:
its realli damn freakin funny pls!!!!
the whole group of ppl seating together couldn't stop laughing please!!!
and den the teacher will go "what??!!??"
and we'll keep quiet for 2 secs and burst out luffing like hell!!!
n den she go "what??!???!? share ur joke with ur class"
and we'll juz laugh and laugh and laugh
and then we made such a fool out of the teacher!!!
aahahahahahaaha
dory is so smart please!!!

yup.
niwaes...
was bitching with meng qi juz now!!!
poor her!!!
can anyone believe!!!????
someone actually refuse to speak to her because he has too much intergrity to tolerate her ponning school??
LIKE WTH!!!!
my ass man!!!
and people actually think this bloody asshole is hot!!!????
i think he bloody cast a spell on them..
and its a mudblood spell man...
AC-sians...watch your ass!!!
especially the babes!!!
u are under an alien attack!!!!
by a solomale alien with bloody hell no brains but somehow managed to graduate from commonwealth!!!
i am so ashamed!!!!!!
boohoohoo!!!!
someone has to much intergrity to speak to a ponner....
my ass man!!!
TALK TO MY ELBOW COZ U'RE NOT WORTH THE EXTENSION!!!!
poor meng qi!!!!!
yucks...some guys...
tsk tsk..
they simply do not know how to look into the mirror...

and poor papaya..
lolz...
she's being pestered by people who haf no brains!!!
no brains!!!
no brains!!!
brains on the backside izzit??
brains on the backside izzit??
FREAKIN HAF UR BRAINS ON THE BACKSIDE IZZIT??
huh???
*hugs*...poor papaya...
you're too freakin nice to be nice to urself!!!
brains on the backside izzit??
haha...
lax babe...i lou u n so does moley...
moley moley moley...

n so it seems...
everybody is going through a bad patch...
n i shall attempt to tell everyone a joke.!!!
ahaha...
i remember trying to tell david n syamil this joke when we were in sec 4...
lolz..
haha..
i'm so sorry...
everytime i got to the punchline i'll go..
"and she said: ahahaahAHAHAHAHAhahahahahhahahahahahahaha, sorri sorri i try again"
"and she said:aahahahhahahahahahHHHAHAhhaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHhahahha, again again"
so i shall type it out
freakin ass...
there's sth wrong with my net connection..
c'mon..
work baby...
work!!!
shyt...
WOOHOO!!!
dory the dolicious fish has fixed it..
DORY IS SO SMART!!!!!
woohoo!!!!
anyways..
the joke...
haha..

aiyo...
i can't seem to remember the whole thing...
hmmm...

ahahaha...
another joke la..
realli cant remember..
haha..

Paddy and his two friends were talking at the bar.

his first friend said:" i think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. the other day i came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

his second friend said:" i think my wife is having and affair with the plubmer. the other day i came home and found a wrench under our bed and it wasn't mine."

paddy said:" i think my wife is having an affair with a horse" both his friend looked at hime with utter disbelief.

"no i'm serious, the other day i cam home and found a jockey under our bed"

!!!!???!??!?!??!?!?
ahahahahaha...
little applause...
for effort??
hehe...

tingyz~~ =p=p

hey everybody!!!!

the week has been a blur man,
i've been su duper busy, but i do remember some fun stuff!!!
haha..
met hui hui yesterday with the papaya!!!
haha and we were trying to convince annie to come down and join us at westmall...
so i got the talking papaya to talk to her..
lolz and its so freaking farni pls...
all she could say was
"you sure? thats hui hui right? that was hui hui's voice what"
and
"you dont bluff me hor, realli meh? its a real papaya? can talk?"
hahahaahahahha!!!!
annie is so cute!!!
sighz....miss her...
lolz...
n my 2/4 babes as well...din go to the gathering last night...
shucks....
oh ya and while i was watching mondo magic juz now i saw pei yan and sarah on tv!!!
but that was like aeons ago...
like in feb...when they were still in jj..
haha..
haha...
i meant the show was filmed in feb..
not i saw them on the show in feb and is mentioning it now!!
haha...

yup..
and i'm being attitudal to someone now..
so sorry
but i really can't be bothered..
haha...so take the hint and bugger off!!!
lolz..

so e s12 peeps came over to bake a lil stuff on thursday..
and yesterday we had a flurry of lessons and i was so dying..
oh ya...
and poor lala...
kena irritated...aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwww
but she moley-napped my moley...
so k lo...
let her be appeased..haha..
n i was so sad please...
i thought i lost my poor moley...
moley!!!
moley!!!
okay shall take a pic of my moley and show everyone...
budden i shall show u peeps next time k??
coz my dad is gonna reformat the lappy and if i load e pics into e com i'll haf to make a backup..
so gotta wait..
gotta wait...

oh my goodness some people juz do not know how to take hints!!!!
tsk tsk tsk..
niwaes i only remember one thing from all my lessons yesterday...
to think friday is my longest day...
haha...with the most tutorials and least breaks...
and i remember only one thing...

spoonfeeding teaches you nothing but the shape of the spoon.

and what does breastfeeding teaches you??
nothing but the shape of the breast!!!!
ahahahaha

gtg now...
granparents coming over...
bb
sorri lala...can't play gamies with u..
haha...

tingyz~~ :P:P

hey guys!!!!!

i'm so freaking tired now.
i was super duper high on my way up juz now and there were a million and one things i wanted to blog abt...
but the moment my ass touched the chair...
ohmytian.
i'm so freakin tired.

niwaes. sports day today.
no show man.
it was a no show for me.
lolz.
was a little disappointed at first and then yayapapaya came along with her "manly" hug...
lolz...
and everyone was so nice.
so oh well.
heck it,
love all my friends for all their encouragement and everything!!!
woohoo!!!
YIPEE!!!

yup.
n chem lect today was super fun!!!
lolz...
coz i wasn't sitting with my own class...
haha, they're to attentive to be entertaining.
lolz.
s07 is undeniably funny and entertaining but i love my class anyways. love love~~
aaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
i'm so getting in to that love love thing..
haha...
niwaes i helped wenny pack her physics file during chem lect and may i ask
who bloody files their notes according to chapters???
how many bloody dividers would u need man??
haha...haha..its like trying to keep ur money according to the color.
u'll need a compartment for purple notes, green notes, red notes, blue notes, coins, and the ever so rare "MISC"..
and in the end u need a file as ur wallet!!!!
AHAHAHA...
lolz...

oh and i juz had a little piano-flute practice session!!!!
i'm so glad..it seems like we might not fail after all!!!!
and i'm so glad i actually managed to inspire someone younger to take her music more seriously!!!
WOOHOO!!!
i'm so happy!!!!

but i was very happy to begin with!!!!
coz love is in the air!!!
woohoo...!!!
so glad,
friends are friends and lovers are lovers.
its a pity i can't say the same about myself
HAHA..
but i'm so glad to see everyone so happy!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
YAY!!!!
its realli a great waste if anyone let slip something that good, i did and i regret it..
but no worries!!!
juz dont let it happen again!!!
lolz!!!
WOOHOO!!!!
my mama juz came up to irritate me again!!!
but nvm!!! hurh hurh hurh.
i'm in too good a mood to care!!! hurh hurh hurh,
and i think i rritated her more than she irritated me by grinning stupidly..
haha!!!
YAY!!! I'M SO HAPPY!!!!!

oh...
and we had a short chem prac yesterday and it was so freakin fun man!!!!
too bad i din bring my cam!!!
if not we could haf gone SNAP SNAP SNAP AGAIN!!!
haha...
we played with the emergency shower,
competed to see who could blow the water out of an inverted burrete in one breath,
watered the plants and then played with the windows and pretended to be super heroes saving some depressed souls at the container classrooms!!!
ahahaha!!!!
so fun!!!!!
i love all my chem lessons!!!!

sighz.
budden after tt we had training.
and i'm so super duper ultra disappointed with myself.
my stroke seriously is way OFF man...
its like utterly gone and hopeless...
I FEEL SO DEPRESSED EVERYTIME I THINK ABOUT IT!!!
and today showed me that my stamina is utterly GONE!!!
how to play a singles game like that!!!????!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
OHMYTIAN.
i'm so freaking depressed now.
how to improve my stroke?
how to keep my stamina up?
OHMYTIAN.
i'm so sad...having trained for 4 years almost 5 and getting nothing out of it...
i'm gonna kill myself man!!!
yup sure i've improved from the first day i've started training...
but so has everyone else
DUH~~
some even more!!!!
winning in competitions,
well, might not actually measure up to anything.
but its a kind of MEASUREABLE PROGRESS...
i'll nvr forget tt.
MEASUREABLE PROGRESS.
sighz.
i need help.
someone save me.

tingyz~~ =(

hey everybody!!!!!

my mama juz came up to irritate the hell out of me again!!!
like wth!!!
but i shall not bother abt her.
bleahx.
bugger.

niwaes its sunday and i juz..well i din actually finish alot...
i'm so ashamed!!!!!!
everybody's been mugging so hard oms!!!
chris has been mugging like crazy so has sheila and the whole of s12!!!!
and hui qi and soo hui and yi ling!!!
OMS!!!!!
and yaya has been nagging at me non-stop!!!
oms!!!!!
how can anybody be as unmotivated as me???
oh my goodness!!!!
panic panic panic!!!!!

training yesterday was bad anyways,
couldn't play properly,
stroke is in a mess,
and my singles game,
oh my goodness!!!!!
somebody save me!!!!
why is it that people seem to haf all the time in the world while i'm always having problems finishing up whatever i'm supposed to do??
WHY WHY WHY????
we all have 24 hours everyday dont we?
i want to train twice a week
i want to study
i want to play the piano
i want to complete my homework
oh my goodness.
i want to blog as well!!!!
someone save me please.
no more parties for dory

gotta run, mama again.
bleahx

tingyz~~

hey guys

woohoo!!!
its been a while since i last blogged..haha...
woohoo!!!
so long entry today...
hmmmm...lotsa fun stuff to tell everyone..
haha...lotsa stuff to reflect on as well...
whoopeedoo.
life's been good.

sunday,
woohoo!!!
css carnival..
haha..was supposed to meet xy and annie at 11...haha...
was late of course...
lolz.
xian yee called me at eleven
"where are u now"
"at the busstop"
"which busstop?"
"at home, hehe"
"aiyo u hor!!!!!"
tooot-tooot-tooot-tooot
haha...den got there...
walked around alittle...
tsk tsk tsk...
css is so screwed...
all they haf to boast abt is their arts group which i dont give a bloody damn abt...
their sports team sucks...through and through...as compared to last time i mean,
and not doing very well academically,
all e good teachers are leaving and a few bad ones as well thank goodness,
even the school servants are slacking please,
the toilets stink to high heaven and the canteen is bloody dirty!!!!
and the carnival was an utter waste of my time and my parents money (thank goodness not mine)
haha...
but cam whored with xy, hui hui and annie...
woohoo!!!
but din bring my cam, i forgot..haha..
and i cant get e pics from xy...so nvm...
but woohoo!!!
so great to see all my friends again and my lovely madam ros!!!!
i still love them all!!!!!!! and dislike a few as well.
my feelings never change!!!
ahaha...

den monday,
econs test..
lolz...studied a little...
got it back today(friday)
i passed!!!woohoo!!!
on the dot man!!!!
no more no less...ahaha...
i wish for more...but i'm satisfied for now..
haha...

tuesday,
physics test.
i juz do not haf afinity with tt subject man.

wednesday,
sports heat,
got into e 400m finals.
lolz...
onli ran for tt...lolz...
hope i can out perform myself on e day of e finals, ran 1:12,
can't rmb if tt's fast or slow.
hope i can hit it under 1:10 on the real day
after all...more pressure more speed...
haha..

thursday.
WOAH.
lolz...
as sheila puts it, sharing session,
to me, simply bitching.
haha.
cool man~~
as they say, a common enemy makes many friends
but lets not forget, a few more enemies as well.
its really important to remember tt.
a few more enemies as well.
chem test,
hmmmm i lou chem..like duper alot...
all thanks to mr yong..lolz...sec 4 chem tutor...
lou him lots too!!!
haha...i'm a true blue yonglet now...
haha...hope i score 20 n above...at least a 18 i think
but still...no guarantees..
but will continue to work hard.
gambatte dory!!!

friday
which is today.
haha..danced for pe..
ahaha...quite fun i guess...
n yaya keeps turning left when we're supposed to turn right..
haha...and e only step she can remember is BOX
BOX BOX BOX..
haha...box her den she noe..
haha...
den went to ikea after school.
was supposed to go look for yi ling after school but i forgot..
OH SO SORRY
pai seh
pai seh pai seh...
sorry sorry...realli forgot..heh heh heh...
niwaes went ikea to get some teachers day gift or sth like tt...
and u noe what??
i spent like 50 bloody bucks today yea???
20 on new fbts
15 on cab fare from ikea to my place during the peak hour!!!
3 for class fund
7 for food
n i'm left with 5 for tml.
tts like bloody pro yea?
n i was onli out for 3 hours?
so u see babes esp meng qi, not all babes need rich hubbies,
if u're not such spendthrifts like myself n ppl like meng qi please leave all the rich guys to us..lolz
haha...

yup,
so tts abt how i spent my week.
it realli flew past.
secondary school was chicken feet man..haha...
so stop complaining u babies!!!!
haha...

niwaes,
well.
its deja vu all over again.
its the same feeling, same situation
the people involved are no longer the same though.
its a different me. i'm changed. its a different you with the same character.
lolz. its funny,its nice to haf fun again but i dont want the outcome to be the same.

yup, n its true
nth u do can please every1 around u, some ppl might like it some ppl might not.
i think i try, try my best to make ever1 happy and i'm happy for myself for that.
point is will it make urself happy doing what is right when everyone think its wrong
or doing something tt is wrong, but u think its right.

finally, saw my sports team seniors today at ikea.
charrisa and hmmmm....can't reember her name...but i think, THINK she's called mei ling..
haha...tt charrisa is as short as every and mei ling is funky man...
she's in uni now and was getting stuff to do up her hostel!!!
cool.
can't wait for my turn.
i miss my css sports team.
i missed being in something so organised and well i guess disciplined...
its hard, not knowing what u'll do tomorrow day to day
i miss all those hardcore disciplined trainings where u run till "ur tongue touch the floor"
lolz..mr quek used to love saying that,
i miss my seniors,
i miss my old self, as in i like myself now but i wish i had a little more discipline, more motivation,
more courage,
i feel so lost,
like i'm floating out in the open sea, i haf a nice yatch, lotsa nice food, nice company but no bearings,
i dunno where to go, and i'm juz waiting for my supplies to run out. and slowly when they do, all my friends will find their own destination, probably somewhere better and jump of and swim there, and i'll still be there. not knowing where to go.

signing off
tingyz~~ :P:P

hey guys,

quick entry.
trng today.
oh.
met yaya to run in e morning.
ran 5+2 rounds, den yaya was to slow..
tsk tsk tsk...couldn't finish e 12 rounds before my trng started so had to cut short...
lolz...
trng..
hmmm..
new coach...
he's nice...
he's not bad...
i think we'll get along..
yipee!!!
budden tts hard to say...coz i think he got cheated by our school..
coz he thinks we train 3 times a week...
tsk tsk tsk...those teachers...
den went to je to study with lala...n meow meow...
den aiya....today...
avg day...
juz tt i was super duper lame and entertaining in e lib....
n hui hui refuses to let me type coz she says 'm banging e keyboard n she can hear...
so i shall end here..
bye bye everybody...

VED
tingyz~~ :P:P

hey everybody!!!!

i'm having an internet with conference with hui hui right now!!!
its so cool!!!!
i wonder how it works....
and tt hui hui dont allow me to type too hard coz she can hear m tictacking away at my keyboard coz my mic is so close to e com...
n now i forgot what i wanted to blog abt...
lolz...

niwaes i still remember...
lol!!!

yesterday.
tuesday.
08/08/06
lolz...
i went back to that damned css national day celebration cum prize presentation...
like i shouldn't haf gone back at all!!!
its was so shitty!!!
not that it would haf been better if i've gone back to pioneer..according to yvonne...
lolz...
niwaes i could haf stayed home!!!
instead of going to the dumb stadium and dumb prize presntation and see everyone getting some woohoo!!! academic award worth lotsa lotsa of $$$$
while i, the dory queen...
got a dumb piece of paper...
and like meng qi said...
yes we sat around for hours clapping and doing dumb stuff...
n we sat in the worse seats ever...
..
niwaes...in all...my national day celebration in school sucked..
through and through....
and i rushed back to school for my physics lecture hoping it would already haf ended!!!
budden it hadn't even started when i juz arrived...
*bleahx*
so i sat through,
sat through only coz i was too irritated by tt damn piece of paper...
lolz...
niwaes my boring lifestyle ended there!!!
went to queensway with yaya...
she wanted to get sports bra..
n tt bloody dumb woman...
couldn't decide which one to get...
but this but that....but but but..
lolz...
in the end didn't haf her size...
lolz...
e bra was too big...
lolz..
n seriously..its so damn big pls...
i dont know why they make such big bras coz if ever i had such huge boobs i'ld need such a big bra i think my neck will break...
coz its halter u see...
n it hangs around e neck (like DUH~~)
ONLY....yup. it hangs solely on the neck...no so e weight is on the neck...
so if ever i had such a pair of big heavy boobs...
and i had to support them with my neck my neck will seriously break...
so yup.
my mama juz came up to irritate e hell out of me.
duper irritating man...
dunno what's with her these days...
bugger..
yup so we walked n walked n walked around the whole of queensway like 10 thousand million times..
OHMYSHEN MY MAMA SIMPLY IRRITATES THE HELL OUT OF ME MAN!!!
n anyways. the walking got me so damn tired...
den she finally bought whatever she wanted to buy..then we went home..
n i missed my stop!!!
coz i fell asleep on the bus..
like WTH..
this is my first time in 17 years....
bugger...

den canme today,
went for dim sum buffet in e morn...
came back...
slept...
showered..
packed up a little..
went to supermarket...
prepared for bbq at home..
went for practice....piano i mean..
came home..
stuffed my face like a pig...
sighz...
i muz go for a jog tml evening...
not morning coz i'll definitely not be able to wake up...
yupz...
den showered...talked to hui hui..
den now...
sighz..
my mama seriously irritated me juz now...
bugger...

niwaes.
exams are drawing dangerously close.
n my study metre hasn't been moving since my last night study with sheila.
i'm starting to get a little paranoid.
i'm not worried abt getting retained.
but i still wanna keep my 4 subs.
so i think i better stop coming online so much.
n blogging so much.
n talking so much.
n msg-ing so much.
n sleeping so much.
n stop going on strikes n study-fasts.
n TGIF-ing so much.
in a teacup.
i had better start studying alot!!!
so yup.
bye bye world.
we shall all remember this time as the time the dory queen almost got retained.

VED
tingyz~~ :P:P
goodbye forever(temporarily)

hey guys!!!

actually i was in a very good mood...
but now my spirits haf been dampened.
coz my maid juz went to my grandparents place!!!
WAHAHAHAHAHAH...
housework...lolz...
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrr
niwaes i'm still in quite a good mood.
lolz...

firstly,
last night i was trying very very hard to finish up my PW...
den sheila decided to come by and entertain me!!!
WHOOPEEDOO...
so entertaining...we played all sorts of funny online games..
checkers and my mama juz came up to irritate me..
OHMYSHEN she irritated the super duper hell out of me!!!
now i'm in a completely shitty mood!!!!
RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
that was completely irritating..
like there's no lessons tml...
can't she juz gimme a break???
damn it please...
she was going on and on about how i'm such a spendthrift
and how i'll never have enough pocket money...
and how i'll spend $1000 bucks as fast as i spend $50
like i was juz sitting here talking on e phone n blogging n she juz came up to bug me..
RAH!!!
like sheila's classmates say
peace on her man!!!!
bugger....
she totally interrupted my bitching session with hui hui!!!
RAH!!!!
and she was threatening me like how if i can't get into a uni i can forget about everything...
no need to learn how to drive,
no need to go overseas uni,
go get my own job,
stay at my own place,
support myself,
BUGGER OFF man...
that totally irritated the hell out of me n now i shall juz bitch till i feel appeased...
man i shall criticize everything till i feel appeased.
for example if its someone i hate i'll criticize everything from every strand of hair on his or her head to the very dirt in their toenails man...
irritating bugger...
RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

e first thing i shall start bitching about is my secondary school.
coz i juz received a msg from my batch's sc president tt i'ver received some lameshit award from commonwealth for my contributions to the school even after graduation.
and how long haf i graduated from that screwed up rotting prison they call a school??
like probably seven months and a little more~!!!!
freaking dumb people!!!
they never seem to pump as much money into the cca as they pump into giving out all these dumb awards...
of course i'm going back to collect that award since its for me, by the way its called "friends of css"
like hmmm...sounds like friends of the zoo...
dumb award..
niwaes i'm gg back to collect that bloody dumb thing tml on account that my president said it'll be some cash voucher or sth which i really doubt..
like they're gonna gimme money for being anal at a recent student council training camp??
sounds too good to be true..
however i'm still gonna go back coz if ever they're realli juz going to award me a piece of fanciful colored paper i'm gonna start being anal and demand that they return me my money for the chocolate even though its juz a few pathetic dollars!!!
irritating asses..
seriously i'm quite mentally prepared to go n return with a piece of colored paper however i shall bitch RELENTLESSLY to meng qi, my fellow "award winner" and everyone i noe who loves bitching about what a damned school commonwealth is...
and i seriously can't believe that i'm actually going to put myself through the torture of facing an extreely huge bunch of secondary school childish prats for one whole morning before receiving a piece of colored paper. apart from that i'm going to put myself through the agony of seeing people i really DO NOT WISH TO SEE....
and TWO of them at that..
the both of them can juz go screw themselves
1-for thinking they're so damn good.
2-for looking down on my college
3-for thinking they're too good for my college
4-for being pure breed BASTARDS through and through in the short time i've known them.
ASSHOLES.
the both of them hate each other to the core i hope they kill each other.
ugly hair, ugly face, ugly nose, ugly specs, ugly eyes, ugly ears, ugly mouth, disgusting skwany bodies, extremely enormous egos, ugly fingers(thats a complete put off and oh my i juz tot of someone else i utterly dislike who is gonna receive the same prize as me), ugly ugly ugly..
PURE UGLY....
oh my..and poor sarah(previous css netball vice-captain) is in one of their pw groups...
poor girl..
can't imagine having to face that ogre face all so frequently!!!

OHMYSHEN...
i'll also be seeing that disgusting bimbo queen the ritz thing!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
n can u imagine she'll be married...
double
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
someone save me!!!
that dumb bimbo queen is forever trying to make her boobs look firmer by crossing her arms under them and pushing them up...UP UP UP and AWAY!!!
disgusting...
oh my goodness.
n there's that chong kel vin as well!!!
EEYYEER!!!!!
what the hell....
but i still dont want to go to pioneer for the celebration even though i see no reason not to...
coz at least i wont get luffed at for going down to some dumb celebration to collect a piece of paper,
n i haf more entertainment, powerpuff girls, teletubbies, yayapapaya
YUCKS.
i'm dumb.
but i still insist on going back to css...
juz so i can be anal to every single soul i see and dislike there...

oh my goodness, how dumb can i get.
i'm going back to that dumb camp organizing com that seriously pissed the hell out of me.
and once again
PEACE ON THEM MAN (piss not peace ya??)

i can't believe how a good day spent can end of so badly!!!!!!!!!!!!
RAH!!!!
i WAS supposed to be in a good mood.
coz i spent a good two hours with sheila's classmates playing monopoly and sleeping in the scantuary
and had swensens after that
and chocolate brownie with ice cream.
and found out yvonne has a cute mum,
and saw good things happening throughout the day,
and actually understood what miss lin was teaching in physics,
and actually decided to go for css
and queensway after tt to get sportbras for yvonne
and had a nice long refreshing shower
and to be able to sleep early...
YUCKS!!!!!!!!
my mum seriously juz irritated every ounce of good feeling right out of my soul man...

seriously i was in such a good mood until she came along and irritated the hell out of me...
i wanted to blog about all the big and small details of everything that happend in the scantuary,
every little action that led to roars of laughter and how wenny couldn't be e banker,
n how warm e god damn place was.
i'm seriously pissed la please...
i dont usually use god damn but i seriously couldn't help myself juz now and i can't be bothered to change it now..
and i wanted to blog abt how pw entertained me while i waited for yaya to be dismissed and how violent yaya got when i told her i couldn't entertain her in school tml coz i was going back to css and how fun and entertaining lunch was with yaya n her sister....mama...
my mum has no idea how great a day she has juz ruined.
i am utterly pissed off now.
i seriously enjoyed every second i spent in school.
home was never my place to be and as it seems now.
it never will be.
can't wait to grow up.
can't wait to leave all that childish behaviour behind.
can't wait to experience life for my own instead of having ppl tell my what to do for every step along the way.
DAMN IT
RAH!!!!

bugger off
tingyz~~

hey everybody!!!

new blogskin!!!
kawaii neh???
lolz...
ya.
i noe...
i'm supposed to be studying or working on my pw...
but i couldn't help myself.
and juz to remind everyone how much jelaine really looks like garfield...



but, lets not forget that i lou her (jelaine, garfield is a he u see)
very much.



and of course,
so does sheila,



and of course,
if she ever needs her ever so cute and reliable family.
they'll be around for her!!!!



meow meow meow

VED
tingyz~~ :P:P
p/s meow meow please dont eat me *grinz*

hey guys..

this week has been horribly enjoyable.
lots of horrible stuff happening.
but what can i say??
haha...i'm such a genius when it comes to dealing...
with every single thing...
lolz.
give me some credit ya??
i've realli been slammed by the week of events..barely standing..lolz.
realli.

niwaes, in minor details.
monday.
saw the school gates closing
thankfully, from the inside.

tuesday.
arrived at school
gates were already close.
was late. utterly.

wednesday.
saw the school gates closing again from the inside.
had to walk in myself.

thursday.
night study.

friday.
today.
when was the last time i blogged???

lolz.
niwaes i've been a very very good girl.
haven touched the com at all this week for more than 30 mins at one go except for now.
coz
TGIF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
woohoo!!!!!!!!!!!

niwaes in detail.

monday,
i was absolutely insane la...
dunno what went wrong and i decided to leave my house at only 7:15....
as in i didn't decide..but the thing is by the time i was done it was already 7:15..
so yup...my dad din scream at me on the way to school....which was quite amazing..
however...i borrowed a tie from deedee's friend alex...
and i almost got her into trouble coz u see we need our ties on monday.
n i ALMOST din get to school on time
which i'm realli...extremely sorry for.
coz i forgot to bring my phone along..
so lala, deedee n meow meow couldn't contact me at all...
SOSOSOSO sorry...
really...esp alex...
sosososoSOOOOOOOOOOO sorry..
ps babe...realli very sorry...
yup.
den monday went on uneventfully i think...
juz lots of lots of homework.
life's hectic...some badminton stuff..
ohya..n i was supposed to tell tan abt our trngs but i so totally forgot.u see...
insignificant ppl are so hard to remember sometimes...

niwaes came tuesday..
woohoo!!!
training...
even though i was late for school coz i woke up at 7:15...
ahaha...
my daddy did scream at me all the way to school this time...
lolz..
but i was too sleepy to be bothered...
dunno why...
juz couldn't drag myself out of bed...
but den i was glad..
coz trng wasn't bad except for some minor gliches...me n sheila n xin hao n walter juz couldn't be bothered to deal with those at that moment...
juz glad tt we finally did manage to train properly after a long while,
perspired a little...
finally got some things into order..
lolz.
went home slept.
den came wednesday.

hmmm...
wednesday..
oh ya...
on wednesday i was almost late for school again.
n my daddy got so irritated with me he told me to get off the car before we reached school at that little trafic light.
so i had to walk the long stretch of road in by meself...
boohoohoo..
lucky he din scream at me, or i wouldn't haf known how to face the rest of the people who were almost late for school as well...
how embarrassing..
my dad really told me to get off in the middle of no where...
den had tt gp enrichment talk thingy...
didn't catch a single thing..
even gave my notes to meow meow coz she was more interested than me but didn't get to go coz it was for the j1s...
lolz.
BORING.

den thursday...
hmmm...
school was damn irritating.
n my ct talked to me n 3 other classmates abt our results coz if we carried on like tt
we would haf to drop one of our 4 h2s....
which is really dumb...coz i dont see why i should drop anything even if i got dddd for my promos...
coz commonwealth didn't haf any problems with me taking 9 subs even though i was screwing on my compulsory subjects at the end of sec 3...
i got 12 points for my l1r5, no bad records, active in my cca.
i'ld screw the whole school if i'm told tt i haf to drop a sub,
its like super common for ppl to take 4 subs in other jcs...
screw them.
den ran a little...really an insignificant little with tt YAYA papaYA in e afternoon...
so damn hot please...
played a little tennis with her...
showered..
den stayed for night study with sheila..n delia n huiqi...
n me n sheila were the SURVIVORS!!! woohoo!!!
accomplished quite a bit, more than what i would haf accomplished if i were at home anyway..
den the crowd got thinner and thinner...
crapped a little with jj n matthew..lolz they're so full of rubbish...
kept going
jj-"hi yiting, i'm er ting"
matthew-"hi er ting i'm san ting, love love"(gay)
lolz...
den bitched a little...lolz..actually quite a lot with sheila...
things aren't hard for only me...go lala!!!
mummy came to pick me up..came home.
worked on pw a little...
no complains.
can't haf any. its do or die.
i rather do it n save all of us, den let everyone die.
not trying to be great.
juz trying to be nice.
i hope things will work out.
slept.

friday.
woke up almost late again.
daddy got irritated n told me to get out of the car again..
boohoohoo..
what's wrong with me..???
crapped with YAYA e whole day...
din see sheila at all...so i missed my dose of daily bitchiness today..shall make up for it soon...
n it seems sheila has found a new comrade in the war of bitching for us..
lolz...yipee!!!
lolz...
oh the most exciting thing this week happend today.
we saw an EXTREMELY LARGE grasshopper along one of the corridors today...
n being YAYA..she said she has never seen one before...
so smart right??? come everyone applause.
den we went to class, put our bags down n went to e washroom...
grasshopper still there...
so YAYA wanted to take a picture but didn't dare to go closer...
n tt bloody smart woman asked me to do it for her..
lolz..so i went extremely close...
like extremely extremely close...my face was like only 30cm-45cm away...
den i took a nice picture..budden it was a little of centre so i wanted to take another pic..
budden...her phone..so laggy...
tsk tsk tsk...n i din really noe how to use it took quite a while to go back to e camera thingy...
den pei wen's friend came along...den i said hi..
and SUDDENLY...the grasshopper HOPPED away...
like right pass my shoulder..
n being me...
i screamed..
like "AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAA AAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"
n den all the girls went
"AAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh HHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh"
and created quite a commotion..
lolz.
den e day quickly passed coz i was sleeping most of e time except in maths..
woohoo...
yiting(me),yaya and yanlin grouped together during maths against six other groups in class and won a little competition!!!
woohoo!!!
we solved 3 out of a few qns...e most in our class...
YAY!!!!
so glad for that moment of fun..
lolz.
i'm such a genius please.
child prodigy...lolz..
WOOHOO!!!
den TGIF with yaya...talked rubbish...
went around trying to irritate ppl..lolz.
den came now.
haha..

actually my point is,
life's been hard for everybody except for meng qi tt spoilt bitch...tsk tsk tsk...asked me abt life so she could tell me abt her new com n how hard she's been mugging(which is mostly rubbish of course cept for e com part)
yup...n everyone is tired n stressed out abt their pw n promos cept for me..lolz coz my friends are doing the stressing out for me which i dont see the need for YA??? ya. YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.....but i guess tts okay. juz press on and treasure what we have.
things will eventually work out on their own.

and sth specially for all my j2 seniors...especially the babes..especially meow meow n dee dee..
no worries abt ur reults yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?? u'll do okay. but tt doesn't mean u should go shopping at orchard tsk tsk tsk, or listen to ur mp3 while studying, or having ur face kept in a frown, or not growing UP..as in really UP...ya?? lolz...
go babes lou u all...lolz...

VED
tingyz~~ =)=)

i am in a absolutely bad mood now.
screw pw.
it is driving me absolutely insane.
i hate pw.
i hate processing raw materials.
i hate reading endless sources on the computer.
i hate doing a written report.
SCREW PW.
RAH!!!!!!!!!!
and i totally cannot find my gp notes.
some greedy scumbag in class took two sets.
RAH!!!
to think i am the gp rep.
the gp rep without her gp notes.
absolutely terrific.
wonderful.
i'm sure the teacher loves me.
anyways i found them.
n its not a scumbag who took them.
i juz felt like showing off my vocabulary of vulgarities,
i dunno if i got the fugly word right, but yup.
found them.
but i'm still in a bad mood.
my daddy dropped me off before i reached school today.
like outside teck whye sec.
coz he got so irritated with me oversleeping.
n getting caught in the jam.
and being dangerously punctual the second time this week.
the first time was monday.
tuesday i was late.
and wow. today is wednesday.
n i saw e school gate closing, luckily, from the inside.
hmmm.
n my dad juz railed at me for nothing coz my internet connection was down n he was calling e operator up n railing at e operator,
n i happened to ask him what was wrong n he decided to rail at me too.
yup.
n for the last time i absolutely dislike ppl touching my head.
and i dislike pw as well.
screw mr tan as well.
screw me if i continue screwing my exams.
i need to sleep.
damn tt pw.
screw pw!
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