hey everybody!!!!

dory has so much to blog about!!!
i hope i can finish before my mama comes up to irritate the freakin hell out of me again!!!
lolz...!!!

haha...firstly...
i muz repeat this coz its so freakin funny...
seriously...

spoonfeeding teaches you nothing but the shape of the spoon

and what does breastfeeding do?
teaches you nothing but the shape of the breast!!!!
ahahahahahahh!!!!
its really so freakin funny!!!!
reply to sheila's tag:
its realli damn freakin funny pls!!!!
the whole group of ppl seating together couldn't stop laughing please!!!
and den the teacher will go "what??!!??"
and we'll keep quiet for 2 secs and burst out luffing like hell!!!
n den she go "what??!???!? share ur joke with ur class"
and we'll juz laugh and laugh and laugh
and then we made such a fool out of the teacher!!!
aahahahahahaaha
dory is so smart please!!!

yup.
niwaes...
was bitching with meng qi juz now!!!
poor her!!!
can anyone believe!!!????
someone actually refuse to speak to her because he has too much intergrity to tolerate her ponning school??
LIKE WTH!!!!
my ass man!!!
and people actually think this bloody asshole is hot!!!????
i think he bloody cast a spell on them..
and its a mudblood spell man...
AC-sians...watch your ass!!!
especially the babes!!!
u are under an alien attack!!!!
by a solomale alien with bloody hell no brains but somehow managed to graduate from commonwealth!!!
i am so ashamed!!!!!!
boohoohoo!!!!
someone has to much intergrity to speak to a ponner....
my ass man!!!
TALK TO MY ELBOW COZ U'RE NOT WORTH THE EXTENSION!!!!
poor meng qi!!!!!
yucks...some guys...
tsk tsk..
they simply do not know how to look into the mirror...

and poor papaya..
lolz...
she's being pestered by people who haf no brains!!!
no brains!!!
no brains!!!
brains on the backside izzit??
brains on the backside izzit??
FREAKIN HAF UR BRAINS ON THE BACKSIDE IZZIT??
huh???
*hugs*...poor papaya...
you're too freakin nice to be nice to urself!!!
brains on the backside izzit??
haha...
lax babe...i lou u n so does moley...
moley moley moley...

n so it seems...
everybody is going through a bad patch...
n i shall attempt to tell everyone a joke.!!!
ahaha...
i remember trying to tell david n syamil this joke when we were in sec 4...
lolz..
haha..
i'm so sorry...
everytime i got to the punchline i'll go..
"and she said: ahahaahAHAHAHAHAhahahahahhahahahahahahaha, sorri sorri i try again"
"and she said:aahahahhahahahahahHHHAHAhhaHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHhahahha, again again"
so i shall type it out
freakin ass...
there's sth wrong with my net connection..
c'mon..
work baby...
work!!!
shyt...
WOOHOO!!!
dory the dolicious fish has fixed it..
DORY IS SO SMART!!!!!
woohoo!!!!
anyways..
the joke...
haha..

aiyo...
i can't seem to remember the whole thing...
hmmm...

ahahaha...
another joke la..
realli cant remember..
haha..

Paddy and his two friends were talking at the bar.

his first friend said:" i think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. the other day i came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren't mine."

his second friend said:" i think my wife is having and affair with the plubmer. the other day i came home and found a wrench under our bed and it wasn't mine."

paddy said:" i think my wife is having an affair with a horse" both his friend looked at hime with utter disbelief.

"no i'm serious, the other day i cam home and found a jockey under our bed"

!!!!???!??!?!??!?!?
ahahahahaha...
little applause...
for effort??
hehe...

tingyz~~ =p=p